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Once long ago in the '70s there was a famous group called the jackson 5 (ya they sucked too! :). However many dont know that Tito was the real talent behind it all! Tito was the quiet one, the one that didnt get much attention. At home when his dad was beating michael stopping him from cutting his hair, tito sat in his room listening. No one paid attention to nor cared about tito. But tito had his plan!!!
One night as michael slept Tito snuck in his room. Tito quickly bleached michaels skin and ran away! The perfect crime! The next morning michael awakened and said "AAAAAHEHEH i like this! i think ill keep it." Much to Tito's disappointment everyone seemed to like this change. Good ole' tito wasnt done yet!
The next day Tito snuck estrogen pills in Michaels breakfast cereal. TIto cackled, "MUWHAHAHA now his voice will stay high forever and no one will like him." But boy was he wrong again everyone seemed to like michael once again. Soon the jackson 4 errrr 5 was disbanded and michael made it big as a (gay) solo artist.
After this Tito moved underground were he became a free style rapper blasting out the tunes.. HE was rather famous for a bit until people found out he was Tito and they stooped listening to him.
Poor ole' tito was forgotten and now he is in the HOTEL!!!!! So next time you see Tito dont ignore him like everyone else did!!!!!!!!!!!!! be sure to say HI TITO JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yanks
AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHA whew i was bored :)
(Butthead Jackson says: Oi, Yanks, bugger off ! )
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